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posted by dackApparently, the military in the area doesn't mind a little looting, or "revenge" by the oppressed Iraqis on the former regime, as they call it.
After all, the coalition is substituting one criminal regime with another, so why not?
Posted by: KS on April 8, 2003 12:11 AMHOLY SHIT!
Dack, you are a fucking genius. That is the funniest fucking thing I've read all day, and it's already an hour and tweny-four minutes old.
Unfortunately, it is also the saddest fucking thing I've read all day, and it's already an hour and twenty-four minutes old.
Posted by: minnesotaj on April 8, 2003 01:23 AM
Second minnestotaj, Dack. Brilliant. Could you come up with something re the the flood of good ol' Afghani smack in the world's markets? What does William Bennett have to say about that?
Woot!!! Ch3ck 0uT the Ph4T L3wt i sc0r3d after killing the b0ss monster of this level!! i am leet... u r teh sux!
pH4t L3wt!!
I guess that it is funny. Until the "revenge" that we are encouraging moves from looting to genocide.
Posted by: Ted on April 8, 2003 12:55 PMA stroke of genius, Dack.
Posted by: Brendan O'Neill on April 9, 2003 07:12 AM